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A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts

to

the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" -

That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." -

That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number.

The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -

That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie,

you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the

car)for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's Brand

Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your

face.

-

That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

-

That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say

anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry

me?"

and she goes with him -

That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -

That's restriction for

entering new markets