Dont allow women to see Ghajini

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7 Sadhu 7 chatai per Dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse Bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain...

"Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...? "


Woh sadhu sabse Chhote sadhu ko pukarta hain...aur kehtaa hain
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" Chhotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...."

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malika

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Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kyon Cast Kia?? ....

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Mallika Sherawat Ko Airport Customs Counter Par Check Karte
Huye Pucha "Matchbox Me Kya Hai?" Mallika Sherawat Ne Jawab Diya
"Pareshan Mat Karo Is Me Mere Kapde Hain, Aur Kya? ...
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Reporter :Subah Uuth Ke Sabse Pahle Aap Kya Karti Hai.?
Mallika : Subah Uthkar Sabse Pahle Main Apne Ghar Chali
Jati Hoon ...

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On KBC Mallika Was On Hotseat,
AMITABH :-Mallika,What You Like Most In KBC?
Mallika: Fastest Finger First ...
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What Is Mallika Sherawat's Method Of Taking Revenge?
It's Tits For Tat ...
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Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi:
Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki virodh,
Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh....
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Mallika Sherawat's Patriotic Song : "Ab Tumhare Hawale Badan
Sathiyo" ...

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Which Are The Two Countries Malika Sherawat Would Like To Go On
A Vacation?
Bra'zil And Thai'land ...
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Mallika Sherawat Ke Marne Ke Baad Uski Kabar Parr Likha Hoga
"Bechari Pehli Baar Akeli Soyi Hai" ....

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Girl waiting for the perfect man...

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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

Part I
Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

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SARDARJI CARTOONS

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marketing fundas

A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts

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the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" -

That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." -

That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number.

The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -

That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie,

you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the

car)for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's Brand

Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your

face.

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That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

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That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say

anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry

me?"

and she goes with him -

That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -

That's restriction for

entering new markets

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The various characters found in an office!

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How to Sleep in Office Hours?

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jodi names...

If Brad Pitt and Angelina = Bragelina


















Abhishek + Aishwarya =AbhiAsh
































then imagine.....what wud

Ranbir n Deepika be called................





































RanDee :P ...lol...


Bachna E Kamminoooooo !!!!! hehehehehhe :D

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Poems written by wife to husband

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

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Latest dialogues from the movie "Ghayal Coder" under production:

Sunny Deol: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!

Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!

Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur
unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!

Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

Sunny Deol: Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....

Sunny Deol: Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............

Sunny Deol: Bazaar main aise code bht milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai

Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue:
Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...

Ye dekho ...
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...

Ab bata saale tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???

Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale.... Bata bata

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HUMOR ICON OF INDIA

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Divorce cakes

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Shortest love story

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy:- I Love u

Girl:- I don't Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:- I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too..........

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New hair styles

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