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7 Sadhu 7 chatai per Dhyaan lagakar baithe the.Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse Bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain..."Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...? "Woh sadhu sabse Chhote sadhu ko pukarta hain...aur kehtaa hain-----------------" Chhotu ek aur chatai laga de beta.....
malika
==============Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap UseyGaram Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kyon Cast Kia?? ....***********Mallika Sherawat Ko Airport Customs Counter Par Check KarteHuye Pucha "Matchbox Me Kya Hai?" Mallika Sherawat Ne Jawab Diya"Pareshan Mat Karo Is Me Mere Kapde Hain, Aur Kya? ...************Reporter :Subah Uuth Ke Sabse Pahle Aap Kya Karti Hai.?Mallika...
marketing fundas
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing conceptstothe Students:-1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" -That's Direct Marketing2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:"He's very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up...
jodi names...
If Brad Pitt and Angelina = Bragelina Abhishek + Aishwarya =AbhiAsh then imagine.....what wud Ranbir n Deepika be called................ RanDee :P ...lol... Bachna E Kamminoooooo !!!!! hehehehehhe...
Poems written by wife to husband
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. thenI wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.******God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.******Twinkle Twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.******The...
Latest dialogues from the movie "Ghayal Coder" under production:
Sunny Deol: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench! Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench! Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aurunhe...
Shortest love story
Boy & Girl in restaurantBoy:- I Love uGirl:- I don't Love uBoy:- Think again?Girl:- I told u. No no & noBoy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too..........
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