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SIDE EFFECTS OF WORKING IN AN IT SECTOR
These are real life shared by IT people.
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Bhavik
I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID cardand did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
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Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Ashok
Few days back ? I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morningat 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours andlaughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.
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Kiran
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Bipul
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..at my personal internet connection at home...thinking it will be blocked any way.Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.keeping hands in front of tap for waitingwater to drop by itself is very frequent with me.I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friendsI ended the conversation saying," Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail andwondered when they became invalid???
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Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice
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Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switchingfrom a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,when I wanted to check the time,I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!?
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Bhavik
I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID cardand did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
_____________________________________________________________
Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Ashok
Few days back ? I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morningat 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours andlaughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.
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Kiran
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Bipul
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..at my personal internet connection at home...thinking it will be blocked any way.Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.keeping hands in front of tap for waitingwater to drop by itself is very frequent with me.I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friendsI ended the conversation saying," Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail andwondered when they became invalid???
__________________________________________________________
Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice
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Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switchingfrom a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,when I wanted to check the time,I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!?
FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH
FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH
Some have heard the news that India has entered into the race for the moon.
This is the picture of their first returned
Indian astronaut.
Just landed.
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We(O)man
1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..
4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.
Fishing Mirror
A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"
"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."
"Wow! Does that really work?"
"You bet it does."
"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $30 for it."
"Well, okay."
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?"
"You're the sixth," he said.
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