These are real life shared by IT people.
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Bhavik
I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID cardand did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
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Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Ashok
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FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH
FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH Some have heard the news that India has entered into the race for the moon. This is the picture of their first returned
Indian astronaut.
Just landed.
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We(O)man
1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should...
Fishing Mirror
A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"
"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down...
Making a baby
Have a good laugh!!!!!!!
Making a baby. This is hilarious!
There is not one dirty word in it, and yet it is funny!--
Harry and Sally, were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Harry kissed Sally good-bye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby...
Hide your EMAILS
If you want your manager not to see your personal mails
there is only one way to hide your emails :)*
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Old Lady
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous sohe decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' shereplied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latexand workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, letthem dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the...
Plane crash and Monkey !!!
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"Monkey: "Tying their belts"Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"Monkey: "Saying...
Employee of the year
This is the level of dedication the Management expect from all staff!!! Employee of the Year ...
Finally I Got the answer...
I always wondered " WHY THE HELL DID I START FEELING SLEEPY THE VERY MOMENT I REACH OFFICE…???................FINALLY I GOT THE ANSWER… MYSTERY RESOLVED ...
You Vs Your Boss
When you take a long time, you’re slow.When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.When your boss does it, he’s being firm.When...
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE*(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments...
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