Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Santa Singh are standing when a Britisher comes and asks "Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?Hindu: "Lotus"Britisher: "Ha I clean my shit with that!"Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being national flower.Muslim: "Chameli"Britisher: "Ha I clean my shit with that!"Muslim also surprised and angry.Britisher: "sardarji and what is your favorite flower?"Patriotic Santa: "CACTUS! ab kar le...
Been Assed
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where::) means a smile and:( is a frown.Sometimes these are represented by:-):-(Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'?Here goes:(_!_) a regular ass(__!__) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(_*_) a sore ass{_!_} a swishy ass(_o_) an ass that's been around(_x_)kiss my ass(_X_) leave my ass alone(_zzz_) a tired ass(_E=mc2_) a smart ass(_$_) Money coming out of his ass(_?_) Dumb...
Story why only Indians are re-born. Hilarious!
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven...
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