The Bathtub Test

> During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Doctor,

> 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

> 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the

patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said.

'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

> 'No.' said the Doctor, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well... Do you want a bed near the window?'